What is it about Monday?
This morning I got up earlier than normal, and I still was about 30 minutes late to work. Not only that, but I found out once I sat down at my desk that my pants had been unzipped all morning. While standing in the carpool line at the bus station... pants unzipped. While riding in to work with two strangers and reading a book... pants unzipped. While walking across downtown to the train... pants unzipped. While waiting for the train for an extra long time because something was wrong with the Southbound line... pants unzipped.
I'm kind of surprised that no one alluded to the fact that my pants were unzipped. Granted, I'm wearing black pants today, so it may have been that it just wasn't that noticeable. It seems like when I was younger people were kind of excited about letting others know - "Hey, XYZPDQ." (For the sake of clarity - 'eXamine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick') It was kind of a fun thing to say, not to mention getting to stare, point, and laugh at another person's humiliation.
Maybe people just don't stare at other's crotches like they used to anymore. Or maybe I don't have a crotch worth staring at.
posted by Boringo @ 9:45 AM
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Does it make you feel any better to know that I was doing a huge grocery trip with 3 insane children?
This is how it goes.
(glance at list) "Eli get back here right now!" (check cupons) "Stop hitting each other!" (move 3 feet down isle) "Adah put that back this instant!" (look at list) "ok guys, we are turning, pay attention to where you are going!" "Sam I said pay attention, you almost walked into that nice lady!" (check cupons) "Eli stop running!" (wish I had a nanny.)
Do this for about 2 hours and you'll have the idea.
The trip actually went well but I was ready for a slew of margaritas afterward.
I have to get used to having all 3 all the time again. It's only Sam's first week of summer break & I'm already wishing for fall!
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